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On speed, and cooking a Christmas goose. Surreal, much?

Dec 25th

Attempting sleep now

Why does the idea of sleeping make me so uncomfortable…

Dec 21st

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thehumorlessfeminist-deactivate asked: I'm so, so sorry about the sticker. And I'm sending this message to everyone who commented on the post, because I feel like total shit for being responsible for something like that.

For what it's worth, the girl who sent it to me is very sweet and I don't think she had any bad intentions, but I don't want to speak for her.

I've had to...

Dec 20th

thehumorlessfeminist-deactivate asked: I'm so, so sorry about the sticker. And I'm sending this message to everyone who commented on the post, because I feel like total shit for being responsible for something like that.

For what it's worth, the girl who sent it to me is very sweet and I don't think she had any bad intentions, but I don't want to speak for her.

I've had to...

Dec 20th

reblog if you want your followers to ask you...

Come on, my 38 followers! Ask me something fun!

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Saved a folder of sweet gifs. Tried to upload them to an image host. No image hosters seemed to accept my gifs. When I finally got tiny pic to accept one, it didn’t work on tumblr. Suggestions? I’m using firefox on a mac, if that makes a difference…

Dec 20th

Up to 38 followers and over 200 posts!

This tumblr has been going quite well so far! Big love to all my followers, and hello to all the new followers whom I’ve acquired over the past few days!

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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I hate people who make jokes about self harm and...

Dec 20th

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Dec 20th

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Time to stop putting it off, and take the damn...

I don’t know why I’m afraid of sleeping…

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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I still haven't bought any xmas presents.

Shit. And now it’s too snowy to get to town to buy any. Everyone’s getting a coupon for free hugs this year, by the looks of it.

Dec 19th

I got a big chunk from Hastings Pier from when it...

What should I do with it? It’s a haggard, blackened wood chunk about 4’5” long, and about 2-4 inches wide in both directions. It has a few old screws and nails protruding. I think this piece of burnt out history needs to be used for something good.

Dec 19th

God damn Tumblr queue

When I say ‘publish on Wednesday at 9pm’, I do not mean ‘publish today in about 10 minutes’.

Dec 19th

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Day 5

Six songs that you’re addicted to: Rewind - Diane Birch Fairest of the Seasons - Nico Creep - Daniel ‘Homeless’ Mustard The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash Eyeless in Holloway - Johnny Flynn She’s a Lady - Tom Jones

Dec 19th

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Day 4

Seven fears: Pregnancy, both me getting pregnant, and seeing others pregnant Spiders. Actually, almost any bug. But mostly spiders. Meeting new people Falling off/down things Climbing up or down ladders The dark, when I’m alone Losing my intelligence

Dec 19th

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Day 4

Seven fears: Pregnancy, both me getting pregnant, and seeing others pregnant Spiders. Actually, almost any bug. But mostly spiders. Meeting new people Falling off/down things Climbing up or down ladders The dark, when I’m alone Losing my intelligence

Dec 19th

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Day 3

Eight things you wish you could do: Use my intelligence for something useful Go into space Go back to Laos Swim with an octopus Learn to drive Stop being afraid of people Feel safe in the real world Be a good artist

Dec 19th

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Day 3

Eight things you wish you could do: Use my intelligence for something useful Go into space Go back to Laos Swim with an octopus Learn to drive Stop being afraid of people Feel safe in the real world Be a good artist

Dec 19th

We're Back!

stfuconservatives: Joe here, We just got back from our wonderful cruise vacation. Big thanks to thehumorlessfeminist and goodreasonnews for taking such good care of the blog. Jess and I will be back to posting duty immediately. We’ve also got a bit of big news, Jess and I got engaged!!! So for those of you who complain about me being too harsh, you can deal with it cuz I’m not going anywhere...

Dec 19th

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Day 2

Nine things you do everyday: Talk to the boyfriend Masturbate Feed the pets Watch Star Trek Avoid contact with people Play a game. Lately, it’s Fallout: New Vegas. Waste time on tumblr Argue with anti-choicers on facebook Read some kind of perverted fanfiction

Dec 19th

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Day 5

Six songs that you’re addicted to: Rewind - Diane Birch Fairest of the Seasons - Nico Creep - Daniel ‘Homeless’ Mustard The Man Comes Around - Johnny Cash Eyeless in Holloway - Johnny Flynn She’s a Lady - Tom Jones

Dec 19th

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Day 1

Ten random facts about yourself: I have a massive Gene Kelly tattoo on my back I think having sex is the closest thing to spiritual enlightenment I can feel I would have so much sex with Worf and I’m not even joking I can’t stand the smell of fish, it makes me vomit I once vomited when I realised I’d been in the same room as a pregnant woman I’m a fanfiction addict. I...

Dec 19th

Run your girlfriend a nice hot bath, light some...

Ha, I’d rather spend my time playing Tekken with my boyfriend than wasting it in the bath.

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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ifeelalright: screamedatthesky: i-am-the-lighthouse: pyrrhosrepublic: kungfucarrie: freshfeminism: STFU, Feminists EVERYONE. JUST CLICK IT. This is a ton of FUCKYEAHHHHHH! WIN. Boom LOLOLOL EPIC. YES. CLICK IT AND FEEL THE WIN!

Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 19th

borderlinepersonalitysupport: anonymous-recovery replied to your post: anonymous-recovery replied to your post:… YES. ..but not the ones like GG and SG. Alot of those shoots are quite stylish, not traditional porn. …my mum actually doesn’t mid looking at pictures of those girls. Deffo pro-ED blogs being blocked that shit is well and truly fucked up. I don’t mind porn. I like porn. I don’t...

Dec 19th

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Do I dislike my body enough to transition? Do I feel enough discomfort with myself? Is it going to be worth sacrificing my boyfriend, my family, and probably, many friends, to be a person with a beard, breasts, a vagina, and a clit-penis? Is it going to be worth the poor treatment, the legal problems, and the social limbo of being physically both, but having to be legally one? Is it going to be...

Dec 18th

“Nobody told me I had a clitoris. Nobody told me I was capable of having orgasms....”

– Sex Education, or, What Boys Will Want From You « Frothing at the Brain (via sexisnottheenemy) (via kahtiihma) FUCKING THIS, THIS FOREVER. (via catbountry) YES. SO MUCH YES. (via fannybaws) THIS. public school sex education classes are beyond useless as they’re taught now. everything i...

Dec 18th

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Trying to reblog a few opposing views on the...

For the record, I’m happy it was repealed. The fact that the US had DADT was sending a message that gays were all weak, or all perverts waiting for an opportunity to assault straights, and thus, couldn’t be trusted in barracks. So the repeal is a good thing. I, once upon a time, wanted to be an RAF pilot. I discovered I had arthritis, and the dream died. It was crushing at the...

Dec 18th

Rockett Power: Rant about queers being mad at me... →

erockett89: This will be long. But its a good read I think for you from my personal views. So someone deleted me as a friend on facebook based on me being queer and in the military. My issue with this is I’m not someone who attacks peoples beliefs. I have conservative friends who dont think I deserve any…

Dec 18th

Call me queer.: DADT →

hairyqueerkid: Don’t Ask Don’t Tell was repealed today. I’m so fucking sad and upset. I hate that i’m stuck in Florida, away from my queer family and friends. This should be a day of mourning. A fight errupted about DADT on my facebook. Here’s what i had to say: The military is fucked…

Dec 18th

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Anyone flying in to/out of/around the USA should... →

Dec 18th

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Trying to put all my music into genre and mood...

Have now completed 2179 out of 3877 songs. And I’m getting loads of iTunes giftcards for xmas. Damn, this project won’t be finished for ages, will it?

Dec 18th

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Sometimes I hate my vagina, other times I like it. Sometimes I want a penis, sometimes I don’t. And those feelings don’t match up as well as you’d think.

Dec 18th

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Today, I feel particularly female...

but earlier, I say on my boyfriend’s naked lap while he lay down, and pretended that his penis was attached to me. Genderqueerdom is both confusing and wonderful sometimes…

Dec 18th

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anellaluciax: justjasper: -smiile: I do not... →

justjasper: -smiile: I do not believe in “pansexuality.” Sorry. I believe in gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual. You like boys, you like girls, or you like both. I am in no way ‘slandering’ anything. I just don’t think it exists. I don’t believe in ignorant phobic fucks, but it turns… BOYS AND GIRLS AREN’T THE ONLY GENDER! I’m pansexual and genderqueer. You don’t get...

Dec 18th

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Dec 18th

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Woah, just realised I have 31 followers!

When did that happen?! I remember only having 15 not too long ago! Sqeeeeee!

Dec 17th