The Travelodge has like, 9 channels.

We have:

- Some crappy British drama about a school or something

- A documentary about how scary farming is

- Soccer

- A show about how men can’t look after kids so we should laugh at them

- A show about tragic fat people and how bad they are for society

- A dating show full of vacuous jackasses

- Some poorly aged English murder mystery

- A crappy ‘modern day Shakespeare’ movie

- A Russian 24 hour news channel